So stop moping.
I am hoping to regulate my updating. Or not. It really depends on the volume of my work and my desire to stand up from my couch to fetch my laptop. I added Twitter so now you know everything I am doing...
Been working really, really hard lately because in truth I have nothing better to do. Lucky for me, I've acquired a pretty decent portfolio so the money is coming in on a semi-steady pace. Now Pookie has an actual chew toy excluding my converse. Now I can get the good condoms. Mint flavor and everything.
We have an interesting set of priorities.
Speaking of sex and body fluids, I hooked up with this really hot piece of ass a few months ago. I was finishing up a photoshoot and he was next door. Can't really remember his name. I know it's with a B... somewhere. Point is we got to looking, we grunted something and off to some dark corner it was. It had to be quick, he had some work to do and the doll-esque model was going Furby on everyone.
Yes, the yummy Juicy Couture guy. I am quite happy to report that he is now on my speed dial for nqf (nice-quick-fucks). Gotta admit he's not what I usually go for (like a tattoo parlor gave birth to him) but so far it's been a pretty good fuck. I am glad my acquired ADD hasn't affected my performance ability. Most of the time I want to figure out what the fuck he has drawn on him... but that can wait until after we are satisfied.
Tomorrow is my prince's birthday. I must celebrate by dressing in green, like St. Patrick's day and stalking him. Excitement is all over the place. We must get cake.
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