Jaws-a-droppin'

Wow. I haven't updated in like... forever. Well I've been busy so fuck off. But before you do that, look at how hot I still am. Hair's a little longer now.

There is a lot of shit going around. Like... Nathan has a journal now which is pretty WTF considering he's such a secretive person. I mean he's tougher to get into than the FBI Headquarters on a bad day. WHICH made the journal creation surprising but not so surprising the journal abandonment. I mean, who was he kidding? >> It's frickin' Nathan. Super secret, non-trusting, scary Nathan. Doesn't matter if there is this peaceful dude trying to take his place. There are some things that are permanent with people. Like me for example. I will always be growling and horny. You can count on that like... the day only has 24 hours. Nathan is a very cynical person that is very careful with whom he cares about because he's one of those people that's been burned pretty badly. That or he just wants to control everyone because it's fun. He's a Gemini. The intentions switch.

What is even MORE surprising than Nathan getting a journal (which trust me, is shocking enough, I mean jaws dropped), is who Nathan is choosing to hang out with these days.

Man. I am like fucking Perez Hilton here. Ah whatever, you don't like it, go hump a tree. (See? I was NICE)

So he's hanging out with Earl CraPercy, who is like a big shit in England. Yeah I know he's my friend too, whatever, suck my dick. I can be a jealous fucker if I so desire. I mean, how unlikely is that?! They have NOTHING in common. At least from this perspective. Except that they both enjoy things that grow from the earth. And that is green. That's all I am saying and seeing.

What's even funnier is Nathan's current particular lovelust interest (because TRUST ME, he has plenty)... Veronique Reinard. Again, second jaw drop. She is the little queen of the school, really popular, really rich and spoiled and treats people like shit. Not only that, she likes to sleep around and pepper that with occasional kinky sex. And she is really into fashion and drinking and has the patience of a stockbroker. So... what of that SCREAMS Nathan? Well she does have a whacked sense of humor. Guess that's good or something?

Adding to that FUN... is the fact that my sister is now the center of everything. I remember when I was popular or so because I was actively modeling. My sister is popular for being a virgin and dating a school jock PLUS being chased by a teacher PLUS having a weird rocker chick as a best friend PLUS having the queen bee follow her around trying to get her to join her clique or something. And you thought that Caterina didn't have a full round up life. >>

Backing up to Nathan, Veronique hates Ashley because she slept with Nathan (according to some sources more than once) and they were friends or something and like Ashley broke a code of women or something. Point is, Veronique won't let it go and Ashley is not about to get some shit from anyone. I hate her so I am all 'Team Veronique' on this one. Then again, she's a fucking beehive, keeps stinging whenever you try to get close. I mean, she disses Veronique in her journal by complaining about how rich people this and rich people that. Makes me think that Ashley is even more narrow-minded than expected. I mean, if you REALLY think that Veronique is just a materialistic bitch and that nothing bad happens to her or that she doesn't care about anything else... stop doing drugs. Same goes for Ashley. She's not JUST about world peace. I am hoping. She's probably a lonely little pup wrapped in a bitch package.

In fact... I am so entertained right now that I will make a pretty little image on Photoshop (because I finally learned how to work that shit) and maybe IT can summarize what's currently happening.



Fun, huh.