From here:
"When you see a light at the end of the tunnel, make sure it does not get any brighter. It could just be the headlight of an oncoming train."
"Failure is not an option. It is a privilege reserved only for those who try."
"There is no need to lie your way through life, just keep the truth at a safe distance."
"Money makes the world go around. Love just barely keeps it from blowing up."
"That thought got ran over as it was crossing my mind."
"I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right."
"You know you're a loser when you try to sell your soul to the devil and he asks you for your credit card number."
"I found my dreams but they found somebody else."
"Indifference is the universal currency of this world"
"While some people need friends, most people just need someone they can be better than."
"Your brain is like a vacume cleaner. It sucks when you have to use it."
"Leaving a message on an answering machine gets as much results as sticking the phone in the toilet and flushing it."
"Ignorance has brought me much more happiness than knowledge."
On other things, I found this store called Despair and it's officially my store. Seriously. So me.
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