Daily rant (yeah I know, your personal favorite)

Now onto the news about myself (you can't get anything else here, if you are looking for an CNN report go here: CNN DUH. Thank you.) Ahem... anyways, the Russian Bitch has flown back to Moscow. Rejoice. Whee. What school officials say is that she had some trouble back at her home which later her classmates said that it was because of me. Boo-hoo. I can expect a call to the principal and my sperm donor any minute now. What can it be done? The school rules don't state anything about being forbidden to break a heart. And she was the one that started everything in the first place, if only women like her learned to keep their mouth shut.

Not much has been happening around besides R.B. and the never-stopping-sighs of Caterina. And being the Stocker she is, she refuses to tell me anything about it. I have an idea of what it could be and it boils my blood with rage at the mere thought of it. ¬¬

On greener pastures: I ate a donut today. Yay for me. And I'm going to eat Strawberry Haagen Dazs Ice Cream. I know you are green with envy. Also, I'm thinking of getting myself a small dog. I really love the Chinese Crested breed. But then again, who would take care of it? o_O

I got a new chair for my desk. Yay for me again. It's blue. It's comfy. It's for me.

I found this

JANUARY
Ambitious and serious <-- true
Loves to teach and be taught <-- depends ;)
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses <-- no
Likes to criticize <-- yes
Hardworking and productive <--yes
Smart, neat and organized <-- yes
Sensitive and has deep thoughts <-- ...
Knows how to make others happy <-- ...
Quiet unless excited or tensed <-- true
Rather reserved <-- very reserved and happy with it.
Highly attentive existent to illnesses but prone to colds <-- I dunno.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love <-- ...
Loves children <-- ...
Homely person <-- not really
Loyal <-- yes
Needs to improve social abilities <-- so they say
Easily jealous <-- VERY

Look yourself up, you know you want to.

Pissed again, whoop-dee-do

I am currently trying to help Caterina with HER livejournal which is turning out to be more difficult than expected. You would think that a person would have a favorite color, right? then you haven't met Caterina... she is what I like to call a RAINBOW GIRL. God... she likes all the colors, therefore wants them all in the journal. I think a painter's palette would look prettier o_O

I just found out that Eric Delton has a deadjournal. For that I only want to say two things:

1- Copycat ¬¬
2- Asshole and Idiot not to forgot egotistical maniac.

Mari and I had a big fight today... she kept arguing that I never talked about myself and that she felt she was with a complete stranger. She claims that I'm as silent as a wall and that I have no personality because I always go with her choices except when I'm tired. Or at least that's what I think she said, I really couldn't care less. I get really pissed when girls start arguing with me because of this. It has been more than once. They tell me 'you are being egotistical when you start choosing stuff' and when you don't choose and try to please them, 'you don't have a personality' ¬¬... if you aren't satisfied with what I give, so sorry for you. I am not the talkative type so deal with it. Or fuck off. Whichever is best for you.

This whole thing has proven to me one thing. I do not like women. I do not like to deal with women. I do not like to do anything that refers to women. I hate them. Blame my mom.

I'm so pissed I'm going to do a survey... or not.

Merf, blech, blah... (these are my vocabulary words for today)

Yeah, so I abandoned you for a day... and now you claim that you hate me? jeez, since when do journals have brains of their own? O_o yeah I know, I'm scaring you.

So I talked to Benjamin. He talked about his love life... stuff he warned me not to mention since he knows the existence of this thing, so all I can say is... this will be fun to watch :D

Not much has been going around here in Campus. Studying, playing guitar, snapping at the annoying bitches that like to diss my sister, playing soccer, watching Jay Leno... that pretty much sums up my start of the weekend. Mari and I were supposed to go to the movies tonight but she decided to rent instead. So, we are going to watch... uh... I forgot. Some movie. No, it's not what you think. We aren't going steady or nothing of the sort, it's just she's too hot and cute to let go so easily. These species are so rare these days, only thing you can find is bitches and she-devils.

Nothing else to say at the current moment, other than I am about to commit a crime to my computer... (*glares at Flash Media Player*)

Oi

I have just received the stupidiest e-mail in History. It was made by both Caterina and Eric. I tell you, human nature never fails to amaze me much less amuse me. And today I decided to play astrologer, my prediction is the following: since Caterina and Eric LOVE spending time together (i.e. right now Caterina is in Eric's dorm doing God knows what and is going to taste that awful food of his. Taste like crap. Worst part is that I actually ate some of it sometime ago...) they will eventually end up together. I'm a bad astrologer so don't follow this. It really starts to annoy me the simple factor that Caterina says she HATES ERIC WITH PASSION, yet she can't help being at his dorm ALL THE TIME, then she starts protesting that he's... whatever he is.

Benjamin seems to be out of it. He just passes by, doesn't say shit, occasionally falls on pools because of excessive thinking... I found out what's going on and considered twice about knocking him down to Earth again, I let him be. Life is being confusing with him these days. (Full-fledged report once I'm done talking to him, if I want to).

I'm angry now, annoyed, bitchy... all around pissed.

Today was... WEIRD. (aren't you proud of my descripting skills?)

I woke up early in the morning to go to choir practice (yeeeah... riiiight). I didn't really attend so I went to the library to find something entertaining to do but instead, I found SOMEONE entertaining ;) if you know what I mean... hehehe...

Her name was Marinochka (Mari for short) and she came all the way from Moscow, Russia. A true beauty: medium lenght brown hair with ice blue eyes, fair skinned, medium height about 5'5. She was so shy, it actually looked cute, and she had this funny russian accent that made my name sound like a french duke an-- ahem, back to the original subject. So we started a dialogue, which ended up in a mutual yet delicious silence (a kiss to those that don't seem to understand poetry, nor a metaphor...). Yes it was forward but she started it! I was the victim here! though for the first time, I would like to be a victim again... *grin*

She said that she wanted to hang out with me so she invited me to this dancing thing in some weird theather nearby. Fine. I go and I meet up with her (she was gorgeous). We go in, we sit, the show starts, I enjoy few moments, I inmediately fall asleep... it was so, so, SO LONG I ended up counting the people sitting down, and took special time to classify them by hair color and figure out their height.

What woke me up was the appplause at the end. But thank the Good Lord again, Mari didn't notice.

I wanted to go and have dinner with her, BUT she couldn't... so I didn't insist. What's the point? some weird Russian chick, that I can't understand crap of what she say,s because everytime she looks at me, she turns red and starts to giggle uncontrollably. Now that I think about, she reminds me of Caterina, though the difference is that Caterina laughs AT ME not at herself. If I didn't know any better, I would say Mari was having nasty thoughts about me...

Now that I think of it, it was good that she declined, do you imagine me with this girl who can't stop giggling like a hyena? It was all for the best... but she is SO HOT. Though I wonder, hmm. Forget it.

I'll meet up with her tomorrow after I take the after-class courses.

When I finally got to the Dorm building, I find myself submerged in this disaster area caused by the freshmen, whom I plan to kill them all tomorrow. Their idea of fun and enjoyment was spraying the walls and floor with liquid soap and blow feathers all around. If only they get scolded and THEY have to pick it up! not blame us poor juniors, who want to get rid of Chemistry and Trigonomitry, for something we didn't do! ...or at least didn't colaborate until the very end. I suppose bad habits die hard...

Jay Leno is on but I can't watch him because I was trying to figure out Caterina's new invention. She decided to acquire a livejournal. Catti something, to which I have to say two things:

1- Why the name CATTI? which happens to be the nickname ERIC DELTON uses to refer to her in a VERY FAMILIAR WAY (memo to self: hurt Eric).

2- If you can't figure something out, nag big twin brother...? ha-ha Caterina ha-ha.

3-.... one and two is enough.

Ok, so what if I am a bit overprotective? she's my twin sister! and I won't let some weird gangster snatch her away and rape her! if he even dares, I'll rape HIM and then kill him. And spread his parts all over the place.

Anyways, my back is sore and so are my muscles thanks to the freshmen. (Don't think you are getting away. Tomorrow, I'm throwing water balloons at you, assholes) I took two tylenols that are causing my vision to fail, and right now someone opened my door. Is that... MARI?! I know you're loving this bit by bit broadcast.

I go now. I have something to do instead of writing, which I can assure you it is MUCH BETTER.

P.S. Rink is weird.
P.S.S. Veronique is weird-ER.

I like rambling... don't you?

I manage to escape Ashley's wrath and I'm currently in my room. It's already past lights out and I figured that the STS might have guessed I wasn't in my room, much less the same building. But the good Lord didn't give them much grey matter as we speak. I encountered Benjamin at my door, he looked so bad I honestly thought a truck had run over him. We talked. It's Caterina (my sister, to you stupid people) and I know what's coming up. Basically he encountered Eric and Caterina in the café, talking and he got jealous.

The best part (stupidest as well) is the fact that he didn't do shit! which of course, caused Caterina to be hurt and leave. I honestly wanted to punch him for two reasons:
1- For not doing anything about it and just sitting there like a total jackass.
2- For not punching Eric and taking Caterina away from there. Of course, he defended himself. He says that she honestly seemed too happy spending time with Eric and that it felt wrong to just simply interrupt... and my sermon/lecture began.

To you, young folks... if you like someone, you have to FIGHT FOR THAT PERSON. You have to cross oceans and move mountains to obtain that person, but Benjamin doesn't know how to do this it seems. He wants to talk to Caterina but isn't sure if she will listen, to which I respond the same: MAKE HER LISTEN. Benjamin likes Caterina to the point that he doesn't want to contradict her desicion making... ¬¬ what a perfect moron.

In resume, Tuesday turned out to be a day filled with love problems and I am happy to say, I AM FREE GUY. HA.

Ahem.

I better go to sleep now, too many stuff to do in the morning. Good night everyone and stay tuned for tomorrow's show... or today's whatever...

P.S. Darn it! missed Jay Leno show! *glares at the computer for keeping him nailed and entertained for once*

Didn't last long... speechless...

Ok, so that isn't all I have to say... I have nothing to say other than I’ve been thinking that if I ever were to die, some people might actually dance of joy in my funeral. Among them: Eric Delton, Ashley Delton, Caterina Stocker (she currently hates me because she considers me an overprotective oaf) and the other names are currently meaningless. OK... so to some people I might be pushing it and being a bit dramatic but this is my journal and I say what I please goddamnit.

Thank you.

So today has been a fair day... the sky is dark, the moon is not out, no girl/guy in sight, my sister is locked up in her dorm and I have this perfectly good imbecile in my face. He doesn't get the fact that I'm stalling so that he doesn't see Ashley Delton. Yes, I am in her room right now. And for those who possess a sick mind, she is in the bathroom, washing her face because she was crying... and it has nothing to do with me... heartless bastards that don't know who to blame these days.

Ahem.

Had a fight with my sister because she just doesn't understand nor appreciate the fact that I am trying to protect her from assaulting freaks such as Eric. She just keeps having these silly ideas that Eric is a NICE GUY... we know better.

Ok, Ashley came out of the bathroom and she started to attack the freak. GO ASHLEY GO! hopefully she won't see what I am typing...

I should get a hobby... and broadcasting is not the best option.

New

Perhaps this is the stupidest thing I've ever done but Ben says it works, so I'll give it a try. My name is Michelangelo, Michel for short. I'm Austrian and I have a very bad temper.

This is my new journal. Yeah. Spankin' new for no particular reason. Add me if you read it, stalk me, whatever... this will be public forevermore. [/drama]